I karate chopped a goat in a hole because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Pick the month you were born:
March--------I karate chopped
May----------I jumped on
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
7-------my mobile phone
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
11-------my science teacher
14-------a stuffed animal
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
25-------a football player
30-------a homeless guy
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
Friday, March 13, 2009
This spring break I'm going on a mission trip with my church. We are going to be doing a lot of fun things all throughout next week, so I'm really excited. In the mornings we will be working with this organization called, Rainbow Express. We will be going to apartment complexes and pretty much doing a VBS type of thing with the kids while their parents are at work. We will be doing some bible studies, games, puppet shows, songs, etc. We are going to be doing all of the stuff with the kids in the morning. At night we are going to do a lot of fun things such as, ice skating, a third day concert, and the mall. On Friday we aren't going to be working with the kids, so we are going to go to Six Flags for the whole day! I really don't know what my ideal spring break would be, probably going skiing in the mountains or something.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
There goes another car down the street without even taking the time to notice that I'm out here. Hi well my name is... well I don't have a name right now, I'm just a poor little stray that no one wants to have anything to do with. I'm just a little puppy so I don't understand why nobody wants me. :(
Maybe I could find a tree or a porch or something that I could get out of this rain. WAIT! I see a fairly big mailbox that could possibly shield me from this freezing rain. Well it's not a nice cozy warm house but at least it shields a little of the rain.
Yup, there goes another car with people who are completely preoccupied with something else to even take a glimpse at me. Hold on a second! I think they stopped, YES, now they're backing up! Wow I can't believe it, someone is actually getting out! I'm so excited someone actually wants me. I am completely ecstatic, I might finally have a warm home with a nice family!
Wow everything in this place looks and smells so fantastic! Gosh I am starved, maybe i could try to tell them to get me some food and water. Oh I think they're bringing me some. Mmm this food is delicious, I don't think I've ever had anything this good before. Hmm, now that I'm full I just want to run around this place and explore everything. I really hope these people decide to keep me I would be so grateful. I wouldn't tear up anything, or pee on the furniture, and i would even cuddle up with them at night in their bed. They've just now given me a name, they're going to call me Lucy.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
This year for Christmas I am really not sure what we are doing. We will probably do what we always do and a little more. We usually go over to Paducah to my grandparents house on Christmas Eve and open the presents that they got us there. Then on Christmas morning we wake up about 5 o'clock (we are usually very anxious) and open the presents our parents got us. After that we usually watch A Christmas Story because it's showing on about every channel. At about lunchtime we go over to our other grandparents house and we have a Christmas dinner and we open the presents they got us. This year I am pretty sure we are doing that and we might be going to see my cousin who lives in Fort Worth but I'm not real sure.
One of the best Christmas presents that I have ever gotten was a trampoline. I remember waking up Christmas morning and opening all of our presents and I was kind of dissapointed because usually our parents get us something big, but this year it was mainly all little things. About an hour went by and my parent said "Martin, why don't you go look outside." So I went outside and I saw this big trampoline that looked so amazing to me back when I was about 8. I rushed back into the house to get my jacket on so I could go jump on it. I think I stayed on that thing probably all day.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Well, as everybody knows Obama will be our new president. I am pretty bummed about it, but I guess there's not anything we can do about. I do not agree with anything he stands for. First of all he wants to take all of our troups out of Iraq. I say since we went over there and started that we need to keep them over there and finish what we started. Another thing is he is for abortion and gay marriage. I mean, those things are so wrong. Abortion is murdering an innocent child that hasn't even be born yet, and gay marriage is just disgusting and goes against what the bible says. Also Obama doesn't even say The Pledge of Allegiance. If you watch something on T.V. and it shows The Pledge of Allegiance, if you look at him he just turns around and stands there until it's over. One other thing is, he isn't even going to do anything he says he is. I know everyone says McCain is just like Bush, but seriously everyone should just stop blaiming the president for everything. Even if the president does have a lot of power he doesn't make every decision. So if you ask me, I think Obama is all wrong for the job.
Monday, October 27, 2008
If I could become invisible I would do all sorts of crazy things. I could play pranks on everyone and not get caught. I could go places without having to pay or have an invitation. If I was invisible I would have so much fun. The first thing I would probably do is sneak into a movie theater or something and watch a new movie without having to pay. I would also maybe go to a really fancy restaurant and go into the kitchen and eat the best thing on the menu, and I wouldn't even have to pay a penny. Another thing I would do is go up to someone I really despise and start talking to them in a really weird/scary voice and when they turn around there would be no one there so they would just be freaking out. Some disadvantages of being invisible would be when your walking everyone would be bumping into you, I would get really tired of that. Another one would be you wouldn't be able to go to the doctor if your hurt badly. You couldn't tell him where it hurts because he wouldn't be able to see you.